I'm slightly obsessed with Not Always Right, tales of customer interactions, most of them painting the customer in a OMFG YOU CANNOT BE THAT DUMB kinda light. When you deal with rough characters it's a relief to go and read and develop a superiority complex by going "At least our customers aren't THAT dumb."
I happened to get the first true, authentic laugh I've had in a long time from this wee sucker.
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”All together now.
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hey Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”
Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”
Customer: “OH MY GOD, IT’S ADDRESSING ME!”
Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”
Customer: “Oh… so you’re one of them human peoples?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I am a human peoples.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
5 comments:
Hahahaha! God, that cannot be real. Surely no one can be that dumb :D
lol so funny! people are stupid
Must bookmark this post to re-read to put things in perspective next time I do something stupid :)
HEE HEEEEEEEEE!! Yup, "OMFG I can't believe s/he is that dumb!"
That made my day better. Thanks, Marshy. :D