I can haz a sleep?

I'm a girl who loves to sleep. I need at least 8 hours of sleep a night. Take away half an hour, or an hour of that sleep and I cannot function - I'm tired, grumpy, and it's downright dangerous if you put me behind the wheel of a car.

So guess what happens to Marshy when you take away SEVEN hours of sleep, TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW. (and that's on top of the one hour that was pinched from me the day before.)

So keep those TV Quotes coming, people, I need to find a way to stay awake.

To get the juices flowing, here's a few more on my part.

• "I saw ice-cream mountain! It was bigger than a CLOWN!" - Rugrats
  
  I like it because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
  
  
• "Next time, give her a carrot and put her in a rollercoaster." - Desperate Housewives
  
  I like it because by far, that sounds like the most creative way to make vegetables fun that I've heard of.
  
  
• "You're not a Chef, you're just a showgirl with a big feather coming out of your arse." - Hell's Kitchen
  
  I like it because... well... do I really need to explain this one? BURN, baby!
  
  
• "CUT MY MILK!!!" - Family Guy
  
  I like it because of the I Don't CARE If It Doesn't Make Sense I Still Expect You To Do It nature of it :-D
  
  
• "But I forgot my pants and my math test!" - Avatar: The Legend of Aang
  
  I like it because Aang is delerious due to sleep deprivation and thus, this statement is completely random.
  
  
• "This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit." - The Simpsons
  
  Best justification EVER. You can use it with pretty much anything! 'These chips have yellow in it. Yellow is a fruit!'
  

If you have any more quotes to add, make sure you put them on the original TV Quote post. Comments on this post have been disabled to encourage this.

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